Today, at a nationally known coffee place I heard the following snippet of conversation as a trendy, wannabe guy walked in:
..."I am so irritated, that I cannot even have caffeine right now".
He proceeds to hang up his cell phone and exclaim loudly at the woman behind the counter:
"Do you have any milkshakes?"
"We have frappuccino's"
"Is there any caffeine in it?"
"Yes, plus..." (and she lists what is in one)
"Well, can I just get a chocolate milkshake?"
At that point, I looked at my friend as we were both smirking and said to him that I had to get out of there before I laughed so hard and loud that it would be quite embarrassing. He agreed with me and as I turned to leave, I caught one of the other employees eyes as they just rolled back as if to say: Can you believe this idiot?
Laughing quietly, we left.