What the hell is it with all the dipsh*t's who cannot fathom the idea of driving in a sane and/or rational way? It's like they selected "I for Idiot" instead of D when they put their car in gear.
I find the following things terribly annoying when I am driving:
I find the following things terribly annoying when I am driving:
- Morons who fail to use a turn signal.
- Morons who fail to stop at a stop sign.
- Morons who think that by going a million miles an hour faster than the posted speed limit, they will get there faster.
- Morons who peel out at the stop light when it turns green.
- Morons who drive through pedestrian walk ways when there are pedestrians actually present in the walkway already!
- Morons who run red lights.
- Morons who like to tailgate me. (I just love to take my foot off the gas pedal and slow down for these idiots).
I really want to mount a grenade launcher onto the roof of my van to take care of some of these bozo's- that and an L.E.D. message board that I can flash messages at them (like SLOW THE F*** DOWN!! MORON!).
I feel better now.
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